Not even the sunglasses and scarf can hide the truth

If I was a facebook status updater, my status would say, "So grateful that P gave me the day off today so that I could be a tourist in my own town. I just wish that the women that were staring at me on the Charles Bridge were admiring how Euro-fabulous I looked and not staring at the fact that I was mindlessly drinking my water out of a sippy cup."

Yes. I am alarmed.